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Nope. Still don't wanna build a snowman.

I posted this back in February of last year, and for some reason I started thinking of it again this weekend. Really, it works best if you have the music playing in the background while you’re reading it.

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Maybe you’ve seen “Frozen”. Maybe you’ve been frozen. Either way, I think you can relate to how I changed the song’s words, to reflect my feelings about winter. If you’re not familiar with the song, just ask any kid. If they don’t have the soundtrack or a karaoke version, they can probably still hum the tune from memory.

"I Don’t Want To Build a Snowman"
(sung to the tune of Do You Want to Build a Snowman)


I don’t wanna build a snowman.
Come on, are you crazy?
I’m not going near that frozen door
Call me a bore
I’m not going to freeze today.           

I’m used to being warm
and when I’m not
I wish that I could die!

I don’t wanna get the frostbite.
I don’t want to see fingers white.

Go away, Winter.
Okay? Bye...


I don’t wanna build a snowman.
Or get hit with wet snowballs.
I think the outside may be for you,
I don’t like turning blue
and suffering from falls.

(Just hangin’ at home.)

I’ll stoke a fire or two
Staying in my room,
and at least then I won’t die.
(Brrrrrrr)

Please don’t make me go out there,
People are asking when it will end.
They say their skin has turned to ice,
Out there it’s not so nice:
Just go back in.

We’re not such a fan
Of this icy land,
But what are you gonna do?  

I don’t wanna build a snowman. [sniff]

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So ... should I post my next great song, "Stop the Snow"?

But ... I'm so cool!

Comments

( 4 comments — Leave a comment )
gillo
Jan. 24th, 2016 11:37 pm (UTC)
Let it go, Mark. Just...

Let It Go.
ozma914
Jan. 25th, 2016 07:22 am (UTC)
No, no ... that's the NEXT song. *evil laugh*
millysdaughter
Jan. 25th, 2016 02:12 pm (UTC)
Yes!!!!!!!!!!
ozma914
Jan. 26th, 2016 07:25 am (UTC)
:-)
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