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Pink Moon Rising

A few weeks back, as I drove down the road with my wife, a silver SUV approached us from the opposite direction. At least, I’m pretty sure it was a silver SUV—my full attention was drawn to the ass in the passenger seat.

No, it wasn’t a politician: It was more literally an ass, as in a posterior pressed against the windshield to moon oncoming drivers. It could very well have been their better half, and maybe even their better looking half, no butts about it.

You might think their sense of humor was scraping the bottom, but that breezy fanny didn’t ruffle my rear. I figure it was a harmless prank, the kind that doesn’t hurt anything or anybody unless somebody’s startled enough to drive off the road.

Still, if I was a passing police office I would have stopped the SUV, if only for the chance to tell the driver: “I suspect your passenger wasn’t wearing his seat belt.”

That’s my tail for the day … I hope it doesn’t put your schedule behind.

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teragramm
Oct. 16th, 2015 12:15 am (UTC)
That’s my tail for the day … I hope it doesn’t put your schedule behind. Hee! Very punny!

Cute story
ozma914
Oct. 16th, 2015 07:10 am (UTC)
And all true!
kazzy_cee
Oct. 16th, 2015 07:47 am (UTC)
OMG! LOL! Also - if the SUV has stopped suddenly how could you explain to someone on the scene that you went through the windscreen ass (arse if you're in the UK) first... ;)
ozma914
Oct. 16th, 2015 07:49 am (UTC)
That's not a place I would want to have to dig glass out of!
cbtreks
Oct. 16th, 2015 05:12 pm (UTC)
So the passenger was a big fat ham?
ozma914
Oct. 17th, 2015 06:10 am (UTC)
That's my theory -- a pressed ham.
millysdaughter
Oct. 16th, 2015 06:42 pm (UTC)
Good thing he did not get pulled over by a passing cop - they charged a guy up here that mooned somebody and now he gets to register as a sex offender
ozma914
Oct. 17th, 2015 06:11 am (UTC)
I can't imagine any of the officers around here charging someone for something like that. Of course, I also can't imagine putting someone on the sex offender registry for a stupid prank, so ...
millysdaughter
Oct. 17th, 2015 02:49 pm (UTC)
We have a few obnoxious "letter of the law" types that have also written up a drunk who was urinating on a tree in the park...
ozma914
Oct. 20th, 2015 06:17 am (UTC)
There's one in every group ...
millysdaughter
Oct. 20th, 2015 12:48 pm (UTC)
Every group has one, sad to say...
This one schmuck was famed far and wide - he would ticket his own mother for going one mile over the speed limit. On the other hand, he was equal with everybody, unlike the many local cops that turned a blind eye to the (often highly illegal) **antics** of the local high-school sports heroes over the years...
ozma914
Oct. 21st, 2015 07:29 am (UTC)
I'm glad we don't have a lot of that around here!
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