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Don't forget tomorrow night!

Don’t forget, our appearance at the Kendallville Public Library tomorrow night isn’t just a book signing: We’ll give a short talk starting at 6:30 p.m., followed by a Q&A, and then a pop quiz. (Kidding, no pop quiz.) Sure, we’ll sign and sell books too, but when a person appears in front of a fireplace in the adult department of a library, they should dish out some information!

A fireplace, how cool is that? I mean, not literally.

So, please pass the word on to all your friends. If you don’t have friends, pass the word on to all your enemies. If you don’t have enemies, you really should get out more. We’d like to have so many people there that we could whip a crowd into a frenzy, maybe by having prizes taped under their seats or something. I could stand there like Oprah: “You get a toaster! You get a toaster! You all get a toaster!

But I don’t think I could sign a toaster. At least, not without some kind of metal engraving tool, and Emily won’t let me use power equipment.

Of course, everyone knows the Kendallville Library is at 221 S Park Avenue … if you have any questions for them, they’re at 260-343-2011. You already know where to find the authors.



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millysdaughter
Sep. 8th, 2015 07:20 pm (UTC)
Pssst - Emily - let him use a sharpie to sign the toasters - and when he writes on himself (all kids do!) use Go-Jo waterless hand cleaner to get it off of him!
ozma914
Sep. 9th, 2015 07:14 am (UTC)
Now, just a ...

Actually, that's a pretty good idea.
millysdaughter
Sep. 9th, 2015 03:15 pm (UTC)
LOL
millysdaughter
Sep. 9th, 2015 03:15 pm (UTC)
LOL
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