Mark Hunter (ozma914) wrote,
Mark Hunter
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Cheap Doctor Who joke

           Matt Smith came to my house to help figure out why my clothes drier isn’t running—he even used his sonic screwdriver on it. He discovered it is indeed getting supplied with power ... but it still doesn’t work. It’s like the Federal government of driers.

           Maybe I should have called Peter Capaldi?

           Okay, not the same Matt Smith. Seriously, it was nice of Matt to confirm the problem wasn’t with the plug, and now I’m going to start my own Kickstarter type program: When I sell $350 worth of books, I buy a new drier. It’ll work until everyone figures out I have to buy a new drier, whether I make any sales or not.

Tags: doctor who, home improvement, home maintenance, publishing
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