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because I'm a reporter and I can

The crazies came out this weekend, and this is just one example of the way we got crapped on:


"Vandals Make Portable Latrine More Portable":

Someone vandalized -- of all things -- a portable toilet, which had been sitting west of Albion over the weekend.
The facility was found dumped along the road on CR 270N, south of the CSX Railorad tracks, at about 6:35 a.m. Sunday, according to the Noble County Sheriff's Department. Investigating officers sniffed out the outhouses original location, along the CSX tracks, and discovered someone appeared to have wrapped a chain around it to drag it down the road.
The outer shell of the structure, which is owned by a Wolcottville based sanitation company, received an estimated $1,000 damage from the chain and from being smeared along the pavement. The company later retrieved their latrine and, as no one witnessed the vandalism, police have nothing to go on.

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ozma914
May. 29th, 2006 08:54 am (UTC)
Back in the old days, the fun thing was to pick up the entire outhouse and set it back down about ten feet behind its original location. You can imagine what would happen on those late night potty calls -- but of course, you only did that to someone you know and really, really didn't like ...
frimfram
May. 29th, 2006 09:09 am (UTC)
As Angela Montenegro once said: eeeew.
ozma914
May. 29th, 2006 10:08 am (UTC)
it's a dirty job ...
Never mind that ... what about the *puns*? :-)
curiouswombat
May. 29th, 2006 08:27 pm (UTC)
Re: it's a dirty job ...
The puns are well up to your usual standard - totally groan-worthy!
ozma914
May. 30th, 2006 04:57 am (UTC)
groan-worthy
That's what I was looking for.
cbtreks
May. 31st, 2006 07:45 pm (UTC)
That's just wrong on so many levels!

Great punning!
ozma914
Jun. 1st, 2006 02:38 am (UTC)
so wrong, and yet so right ...
It made it into the paper -- let's see if I piss anyone off. ;-)
spikereader
Jun. 1st, 2006 08:15 am (UTC)
*groan* That's just puntastic!

(and wrong, very wrong, those naughty vandals)
ozma914
Jun. 1st, 2006 02:21 pm (UTC)
You have to ask yourself what's worse: the vandalism, or the viscious punning.
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