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This was sent to me in an e-mail; since I've recently been discussion the maturity (or lack thereof) of men with some of my LJ friends, I thought it was worth passing along:

APPLES AND WINE . . .

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the
top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good
ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy....... The apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're
amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come
along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to
the top of the tree.

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to
women to stomp the guts out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with!

Comments

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kazzy_cee
May. 26th, 2006 01:50 pm (UTC)
Bwahahahahahahahaha!!! Love this! I am clearly at the very top of the tree.... *snort!*
ozma914
May. 26th, 2006 02:32 pm (UTC)
on top of the tree
Well, of course you are! And I'm clearly grape nuts!
beanbeans
May. 26th, 2006 02:38 pm (UTC)
Hee! Very true about the ladies. :P

However- good men should't be stomped into new and interesting shapes. Those top-of-the-tree-apple-women O_o
will be perfectly content with enjoying the grape just as he is- all sweet and warm from the sun. :D
ozma914
May. 27th, 2006 05:03 am (UTC)
It's possible that whoever originally wrote that encountered some rotten grapes. :->
lilwaitressgirl
May. 26th, 2006 06:52 pm (UTC)
*giggles insanely*
ozma914
May. 27th, 2006 05:13 am (UTC)
careful, insane giggling is my job. :->
cbtreks
May. 26th, 2006 07:18 pm (UTC)
That's funny! I guess I'm an old apple (I was 35 when I got married.) I think I agree with beansbeans about the grapes, though!
ozma914
May. 27th, 2006 05:05 am (UTC)
I was 25 when I got married, which would have put me around 34 when the divorce was final. I'm tempted to blame it on sour grapes, but ...
delirious_kris
May. 26th, 2006 08:11 pm (UTC)
I've seen this before =)
I sent something like it to one of my friends after she found out her boyfriend was cheating on her then when she said he had to pick either her or the other girl, he picked the other girl.

I also wrote something else similar to it as did her dad.

I feel kind of bad though sometimes when it's always being said how perverted or immature guys are because girls can be just as bad if not worse.
Maybe we are just better at hiding it.
>.>
<.
ozma914
May. 27th, 2006 05:12 am (UTC)
relative term
Your friend might take some comfort in knowing that, when a guy has to pick between two girls, the one he doesn't pick is invariably better off for it.

I'm sure I'm not telling you anything you haven't already discovered, but "perverted" is a relative term. First of all, of course, the definition of perverted is anything *someone else* will do. If you do it but I don't, it's perverted; if I do it, it's normal. That's the first problem with using the term.

The second problem is that our society says it's perfectly okay for guys to be perverted, but it's a terrible, evil thing for women to be perverted. So, because of that double standard, women do get better at hiding it; that was one of my big pleasant surprises when I started dating.

But I stand by guys being the more immature. :-(
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ozma914
May. 27th, 2006 05:13 am (UTC)
And what about guys after that? They wine.
synaptikchaos
May. 27th, 2006 06:43 am (UTC)
I think that's probably true for all people in general.
ozma914
May. 28th, 2006 08:38 am (UTC)
true for all people
I'm sure, but whenever it's sent through the internet, it always has to be an us vs. them thing, it seems. Of course, the grape part was meant purely as a joke. I think. Maybe.
myfeetshowit
May. 29th, 2006 03:07 am (UTC)
Well, I admit to stomping my husband a bit, but I always make sure to plump him back into shape after.

He doesn't complain.

Much.

8P
ozma914
May. 29th, 2006 07:54 am (UTC)
You gotta pick your battles, and if you're a husband you soon learn there's no point picking a lot of them. *grin*
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