Mark Hunter (ozma914) wrote,
Mark Hunter

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This was sent to me in an e-mail; since I've recently been discussion the maturity (or lack thereof) of men with some of my LJ friends, I thought it was worth passing along:


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the
top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good
ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy....... The apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're
amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come
along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to
the top of the tree.

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to
women to stomp the guts out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with!
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