Hmmmm - on stilts you may find that by the time you get to a crime scene the crime is over.....??

I want to be no were around when you have the stilts or poison battle axe...

-Jill

She already suffers through boring speeches and horrible overacting. Hasn't been kidnapped yet, though. Maybe for summer vacation?

There's some reverse irony here, since Jillian's the model for Kara in my Buffyverse stories. In other words, *she's* the superhero!

Yes, I know ... but I go by the Gilmore Girls school of parenthood: Use your kids as an excuse to experience your own childhood again. Sure, it screws them up, but with any luck they won't figure out it was my fault until I'm dead.

Ooh. I would think those stilts would be hard to manuveur while carrying that poison battle axe, and you'll need to keep the telekinesis free for the bad guys. Might want to change superhero laboratories.

Now, there you go. Quite sensible.

You can be the quite sensible super-hero. We need more of those!

How about tortoiseshell armor.

Your Weakness is Bacteria

As evidenced by the strep throat that inspired your sick Richard story! (Or is that a virus?)