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Your Superhero Name is The Hyper Ant
Your Superpower is Telekinesis
Your Weakness is Bacteria
Your Weapon is Your Poison Battle Axe
Your Mode of Transportation is Stilts

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kazzy_cee
May. 16th, 2006 09:23 am (UTC)
Hmmmm - on stilts you may find that by the time you get to a crime scene the crime is over.....??
ozma914
May. 16th, 2006 10:39 am (UTC)
True, but once I get there I can swing the stilts around as a weapon. Which is good, because at my skill level I'd cut myself with that poison battle axe.
jillyh2009
May. 16th, 2006 11:45 pm (UTC)
I want to be no were around when you have the stilts or poison battle axe...

-Jill
myfeetshowit
May. 17th, 2006 01:06 am (UTC)
You do realize as his daughter you will be kidnapped, and made to suffer through boring super-bad guy speeches, and horrible over-acting.

You may welcome the poison battle axe by the time he reaches you.

I'd make him leave the biz immediately if I were you! 8D
ozma914
May. 17th, 2006 05:07 am (UTC)
She already suffers through boring speeches and horrible overacting. Hasn't been kidnapped yet, though. Maybe for summer vacation?

There's some reverse irony here, since Jillian's the model for Kara in my Buffyverse stories. In other words, *she's* the superhero!
myfeetshowit
May. 17th, 2006 05:09 am (UTC)
Shhh...she mustn't find out you know!

It is vital to the teenage psyche that it be made to suffer from parental misunderstanding. All the psychologists say so.
ozma914
May. 17th, 2006 06:58 am (UTC)
Yes, I know ... but I go by the Gilmore Girls school of parenthood: Use your kids as an excuse to experience your own childhood again. Sure, it screws them up, but with any luck they won't figure out it was my fault until I'm dead.
ozma914
May. 17th, 2006 05:01 am (UTC)
Hey, now ...!

Aw, heck, you're right.
myfeetshowit
May. 17th, 2006 01:04 am (UTC)
Ooh. I would think those stilts would be hard to manuveur while carrying that poison battle axe, and you'll need to keep the telekinesis free for the bad guys. Might want to change superhero laboratories.
ozma914
May. 17th, 2006 05:00 am (UTC)
Yeah, that poison battle axe will pull me right over. Besides, what do I need another battle axe for? I've already got my stepmother ...
(Gosh, did I say that out loud?)

Anyway, that's not the superhero name for me. I've always wanted to be:

FIREFIGHTER MAN!
myfeetshowit
May. 17th, 2006 05:07 am (UTC)
Now, there you go. Quite sensible.

You can be the quite sensible super-hero. We need more of those!
ozma914
May. 17th, 2006 07:00 am (UTC)
A sensible super-hero? Yes, one or two of those would be helpful.

SensibleMan! Hm.
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ozma914
May. 17th, 2006 04:56 am (UTC)
stilted dialogue
Agreed. I'm adding a helmet to my costume ...
myfeetshowit
May. 17th, 2006 05:07 am (UTC)
Re: stilted dialogue
How about tortoiseshell armor.
ozma914
May. 17th, 2006 06:59 am (UTC)
Re: stilted dialogue
Um ... based on your description, I'll have to lose a few pounds and bulk up a bit on the muscle, first. :-(
cbtreks
May. 17th, 2006 07:52 pm (UTC)
Your Weakness is Bacteria

As evidenced by the strep throat that inspired your sick Richard story! (Or is that a virus?)
ozma914
May. 17th, 2006 10:22 pm (UTC)
They prescribed antibiotics for me, so strep throat must be a bacteria. That does explain why I didn't do any superheroic deeds that winter ...
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