- Wed, 17:37: I sitting in the cardiologist waiting room, and noticed I'm the youngest one here. I take that as a good sign. http://t.co/KPG7FXYVcv
- Wed, 18:01: Scary Cold On Halloween http://t.co/9LAsi1gohk
- Wed, 20:59: Scary Cold on Halloween: http://t.co/GN1FHRK4SA “A forked tail, and ... a wicked looking pitchfork. I looked a lot like an IRS agent.”
- Thu, 07:02: The cardiologist scheduled a heart scan to search for plaque, which I tried to explain was on my teeth. Jeez, I thought they were experts.
Win the lottery.
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