Seriously, who sits around coming up with this stuff?
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Prince Orange. So far so good! Thank goodness Fluffy was my second pet.
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on mother's side first name, favorite sweet)
John Chocolate. (Now we're talking porn star name!)
3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name)
R. M. Hun. (Nah)
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, name of high school mascot)
Dog Cougar. (Um, maybe Dog is a nickname.)
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Richard Kendallville. (Not bad, really. Can I shorten the last name to Kendall?)
6.YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Hunlchran (missing a vowel there, aren't we?)
7.JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
Retnuhhclew (By the time the bad guys calls my name I've sliced them into three pieces.)
8. PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, street you lived on)
Richard Orange (You might know my rock star cousin, the artist formerly known as Prince Orange.)
9.SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, last product advertised that you remember on TV (or favorite)
The Green American Express (Should have listened when they said not to drink the water.)