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Pack on the carbs ... lose weight?

Pack on the carbs … lose weight?

http://www.markrhunter.com/2012/06/07/pack-on-the-carbs-lost-weight/

“I have a healthy skepticism of any and all dietary plans and weight loss “experts”. As I’ve mentioned before, my diet book would be so clear and simple that it would consist of only three pages:

            1. Eat less.
            2. Exercise more.
            3. Repeat.

            In reality …”

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millysdaughter
Jun. 8th, 2012 04:36 am (UTC)
Add "drink more water" to the list, and you have the ultimate diet book!
ozma914
Jun. 8th, 2012 06:39 am (UTC)
Oh, no -- the ultimate diet book would be accompanied by something like what Baum had in his Oz books: a pill that provided a full, balanced, healthy meal, so you didn't have to waste time eating but got a proper diet. (His Professor Wogglebug also developed pills for each school subject, so students could spend the whole school day engaging in sports.) Remove taste from the balance, and everyone will eat well! And you'd wash it down with water, of course.
millysdaughter
Jun. 8th, 2012 12:38 pm (UTC)
But **I** only eat for taste...
ozma914
Jun. 9th, 2012 05:12 am (UTC)
that's pretty much my problem, too ...
amelia_seyroon
Jun. 8th, 2012 12:56 pm (UTC)
Water is life.
ozma914
Jun. 9th, 2012 04:55 am (UTC)
Ah, but scientists have proven that water is actually bad for you. They force fed a laboratory rat five gallons of water -- and it DIED.

A federal ban is weeks away.
elizalavelle
Jun. 8th, 2012 05:11 pm (UTC)
My dad has often joked about wanting to write the same diet book ;)
ozma914
Jun. 9th, 2012 04:56 am (UTC)
Just my luck -- always late with the great ideas!
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