Mark Hunter (ozma914) wrote,
Mark Hunter

Window Crushes Home Maintenance Dreams

Window Crushes Home Maintenance Dreams:

“My main tool kit consists of a hammer, a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a credit card. An old credit card, which can do things like open locked doors.”

(posted on my newly redesigned website -- thanks, Emily! It'll be much easier for me to update, now. What shall I put on it?)

Tags: column, new era, slightly off the mark

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