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SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK

            Oh, yeah – the boat that sank.

            I have well over a dozen books and movies relating to the doomed passenger liner, Titanic. While many date back to my kids’ fascination with the subject after James Cameron’s move came out, I kept them because of my own fascination with both history and disasters … and, of course, the history of disasters.

            We just passed the 100th anniversary of the date the Titanic, on its maiden voyage, hit a patch of ice and slid off the surface of the ocean, despite the efforts of the crew to patch the leaks with third class passengers. It was a story of human error, class differences, heroism and cowardice, and no small amount of irony.

            You want irony? Over 1,500 people died that night, but three dogs made it onto the lifeboats. But in all fairness, they were small dogs.           



As humans we’re fascinated and appalled by large scale disasters like ships sinking, wars, and the Kardashians. We want to understand what happened, how it effects people and societies, and above all how to keep it from happening again (Or, if you’re a reality TV programmer, how to make it happen again).

We’re also – let’s face it – entertained. Disasters are like a train wreck: We’re horrified, but we can’t look away. (Well … a train wreck would be a disaster, wouldn’t it?) How many TV shows these days take advantage of the fact that everyone has a video camera? The Weather Channel used to be about forecasting – now it’s about finding and showing images of violent, damaging, terrifying things. The cast of The Jersey Shore should show up in a half hour Weather Channel program any day now.

I’ve been watching disaster movies since I was a kid, but still haven’t figured out why destruction is so much more fun than construction. Godzilla and similar Japanese monster movies were my thing. Every Saturday night, on The Double Creature Feature, some large beast that looked suspiciously like a guy in a cheap suit demolished Tokyo. The best ones were when Godzilla took on some other giant monster: Mothra, Ghidorah, King Kong …

King Kong? Well, I guess he was doing the tourist thing.

It didn’t take long for me to realize disasters are fun, as long as they’re on film and not in real life. Everyone else figured it out, too. The 70’s – in other words, my youth – were an especially strong decade for disasters. I give you the Carter administration. Since we’ve somehow segued into my youth, which was a catastrophe in its own way, let’s take a look at some of the big disaster movies of that decade:

Earthquake. Los Angeles goes down. I believe this was my first experience with young music composer Johnny Williams, who later went on to score sharks, aliens, lightsaber fights, and Nazi fighting archeologists. Why L.A. instead of the more earthquake prone San Francisco? Location shooting?

Meteor. A giant rock heads right toward Sean Connery, who later goes on to star in The Rock. See how it all works out? New York was the target this time.

The Poseidon Adventure. A freak wave, possibly a Kardashian hair perm, turns a passenger ship upside down, and the vessel begins sinking when a survivor unthinkingly flushes the toilet. Another John Williams scored film – he was scheduled to score Meteor, but backed out to have his composing muscles treated for exhaustion.

City On Fire. A city is on – oh, you guessed it. How did John Williams and I both miss this movie? Henry Fonda as a fire chief!

The Towering Inferno. We didn’t miss this one; in fact, this was the first Williams score I ever owned. It was, like many good disaster movies, basically an all-star soap opera set in a high rise that just happened to be burning.

The Andromeda Strain: An alien virus threatens to kill all life on Earth! Those aliens can get really touchy.

Where Have All the People Gone? The Sun flashes, and almost everyone turns into white powder. You can’t make up stuff like this. Okay, obviously you can …

The China Syndrome. Jane Fonda’s activism melts down a nuclear power plant. I might be remembering it wrong. By coincidence, the Three Mile Island nuclear power plant accident happened just thirteen days after this movie was released. Coincidence … or was it? This movie was almost completely devoid of music and thus had no John Williams, so I skipped it.

Airport. A blizzard strikes an airport, stranding every Hollywood star of the time on an airplane that contained a bomb and was piloted by Dean Martin, who was probably bombed. The movie proved so successful that three sequels were released before the 70’s ended, despite the lack of Williams. It was a hard decade for airplanes.

The Black Hole. A spaceship is sucked into the US Federal debt.

That’s just a partial list – and that just of disaster films from the 70’s. Is there any question that we’re all fascinated when things go horribly wrong? It was good preparation for my later attempts at using power tools.

I wonder if I can get John Williams to score my next home repair job?



Comments

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mardeen
Apr. 17th, 2012 07:14 pm (UTC)
I enjoyed reading this. Hate disaster movies, though.
ozma914
Apr. 19th, 2012 05:41 am (UTC)
I think the more a person hates disaster movies, the more comfortable they should feel with themselves.
petzipellepingo
Apr. 17th, 2012 07:19 pm (UTC)
I wonder if I can get John Williams to score my next home repair job?

I'd pay to see that one.
ozma914
Apr. 19th, 2012 05:42 am (UTC)
He did score Home Alone, after all!
lynnylou
Apr. 17th, 2012 09:57 pm (UTC)
I love to watch disaster movies and watching to see what people have to do to survive. I have a few dvds in my collection with this theme. It feeds out morbid curiosity it like when you drive my a car accident you can't help but gawk.
amelia_seyroon
Apr. 18th, 2012 02:05 pm (UTC)
Don't forget The Day After Tomorrow and 2012!

I prefer the former over the latter.
ozma914
Apr. 19th, 2012 05:50 am (UTC)
I left them out because I was busy going over 70's movies, but they're certainly big examples. It seems to me that, despite the incredible special effects, neither of those pictures seemed to have any heart to them. I think back in the day when they were working with low-tech special effects, they put more work into other aspects of the movie.
ozma914
Apr. 19th, 2012 05:42 am (UTC)
Yes, exactly. And, being a firefighter, anytime flames or smoke are involved you have my attention.
nmissi
Apr. 18th, 2012 07:53 am (UTC)
I've always been a sucker for a good disaster movie. I actually own "the towering inferno" and "the poseidon adventure." Also own both 90s killer-asteroid and volcano movies. I eat this stuff up with a spoon, no matter how bad it is.

I think the Titanic disaster is different, though; for most people who grew up pre-discovery of the wreck, it was almost mythic. It's a human tragedy with a parable encoded...This gigantic ship, the "state of the art" circa 1912... bigger, better, more luxurious, more advanced... advertised as "practically unsinkable"... and it went down in 2.5 hrs on its maiden voyage and killed 1500 people. It's like the giants of the industrial age issued God a challenge and He went, "Sure, fellas. I'll take that."

Because it really SHOULDNT have sunk. The iceberg shouldn't have been there. The ship should've got word about the berg. They should've survived the collision and limped on to New York. There should've been help available closer. There should've been more people who got in the boats... the should'ves go on and on and on; if any of those little things had changed, maybe it doesn't go down the same way.
ozma914
Apr. 19th, 2012 05:45 am (UTC)
Considering what I do as a volunteer, how could I not own "The Towering Inferno"? :-) But you're right -- Titanic is in a class by itself.
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ozma914
Apr. 19th, 2012 05:48 am (UTC)
When Emily read it, she said "TWO Kardashian jokes?" I replied, "I cut it down from the original five!"
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