Mark Hunter (ozma914) wrote,
Mark Hunter

Fire Set in Cemetery

On the one hand this kind of pisses me off, because this is a beautiful cemetery not far from where I grew up. On the other hand, a story like this is just begging for inappropriate puns:

Vandals set a fire in a Skinner Lake area cemetery over the weekend.

A witness reported discovering signs of a fire in Sweet Cemetery at 3:40 p.m. Sunday. The blaze was apparently small and had gone out by the time it was discovered; there were no reports of damage. Police marked the area for extra patrol, and the incident remains under investigation.

Insert various hell related jokes as you please. I'll start: "Some poor soul went the *wrong* way."

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