Vandals set a fire in a Skinner Lake area cemetery over the weekend.
A witness reported discovering signs of a fire in Sweet Cemetery at 3:40 p.m. Sunday. The blaze was apparently small and had gone out by the time it was discovered; there were no reports of damage. Police marked the area for extra patrol, and the incident remains under investigation.
Insert various hell related jokes as you please. I'll start: "Some poor soul went the *wrong* way."