Stolen from leap_to_faith

My Retarded Monster Name Is Handicapped Ranger!
Wanna feed him a Baby? Feed Him!

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Sat, 11:30: Grand daughters! I’ve been meaning to share this: youngest daughter Jill with Lilli and Willa. #granddaughters…
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Fri, 06:42: An asteroid nearly the size of a skyscraper will whiz between the Earth and the moon on Saturday in a once-in-a-decade event…
All At Once, My Movie Won Everything, Everywhere

I never watch the Oscars, even with the promise of celebrities getting slapped. It's supposed to be about awarding people for their…