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My Hitman Name

Hairy Fingers Hal

People Iced:Eight
Car Bombs Planted:None. Pathetic.
Favorite WeaponPliers
Arms Broken:Ten
Eyes Gouged:Twelve
Tongues Cut Off:Thirteen
Biggest Enemy:The Bull

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cbtreks
Feb. 23rd, 2006 01:21 am (UTC)
Hmm. I received the name "The Arm Breaker" - and my worst enemy is "The Arm Breaker". Hmmm. (And I've gouged out 17 eyes, which makes me wonder about the odd number, and apparently am fond of my bag full of doorknobs. Hmmmm.
ozma914
Feb. 23rd, 2006 06:56 am (UTC)
Arm breaker
Well, aren't we all our own worst enemies, sometimes? :-)

There must be a lot of missing doorknobs, somewhere.

To quote Xander in one of my stories: "Stay away from the eyes!"
redwolf
Feb. 23rd, 2006 02:14 am (UTC)
Boopsie?

It seems that I've killed 44 people with my cunning application of a bag of door knobs and a trusty car bomb. I wonder if they made fun of my name.

The Bull is also my biggest enemy. I say we launch a joint offensive.
ozma914
Feb. 23rd, 2006 06:49 am (UTC)
Hi, Boopsie
Seems to me they'd stop making fun of your name after a dozen or so of them got rubbed out. In any case, I know how you got started on your life of crime: stealing door knobs. Then you'd use them to make your victims dead as -- well, you know.

Teaming up against The Bull sounds like a good idea. I'm getting nowhere with the pliers.
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