Yesterday was the 10th anniversary of the worst snowstorm to hit northern Indiana since the Blizzard of '78. Tonight it's 1 degree -- that's Fahrenheit, which is some minus 17 Celsius -- with a bunch of lake effect snow blowing around. Believe me, it's much worse northwest of here, in the upper midwest. So, I'm wondering ... why can't we just cancel January? Doesn't Apple have an app for that?