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Top 10 Triva About Ozma914

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ozma914!

  1. About 100 people choke to death on ozma914 each year.
  2. Ozma914 can use only about ten percent of his brain!
  3. Ozma914 once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
  4. The only planet that rotates on its side is ozma914!
  5. Ozma914 can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
  6. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as ozma914.
  7. During World War II, Americans tried to train ozma914 to drop bombs!
  8. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw ozma914 into a volcano it would stop erupting.
  9. Baskin Robbins once made ozma914 flavoured ice cream!
  10. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of ozma914 in a day.
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( 9 comments — Leave a comment )
keith5by5
Jan. 17th, 2006 01:50 pm (UTC)
10%?
Turns out I didn't give you enough credit.
ozma914
Jan. 18th, 2006 07:47 am (UTC)
Re: 10%?
Yeah, but you've got to be impressed by the 100 choking people.
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ozma914
Jan. 18th, 2006 07:25 am (UTC)
Maybe I should give up the fire department ...
leap_to_faith
Jan. 17th, 2006 10:12 pm (UTC)
Speaking of WWII I wanna go to the museum in Auburn. Can we go, if it doesn't cost too much?
ozma914
Jan. 18th, 2006 07:10 am (UTC)
Even if it does cost too much we'll go -- I've been dying to visit the place.
myfeetshowit
Jan. 18th, 2006 01:25 am (UTC)
I'll bet you only lost the Dolly Parton look-alike contest because one of your pumpkins slipped!
ozma914
Jan. 18th, 2006 06:47 am (UTC)
Well, that worked better than when the Americans tried to get me to drop bombs into Nicaragua to stop the erupting volcano.

We won't mention the people who choked to death.
alltheway2reno
Jan. 19th, 2006 12:20 am (UTC)
I think I would be even more surprised if it said you WON the Dolly Parton contest.

Better luck next year then?
ozma914
Jan. 19th, 2006 04:05 am (UTC)
I'm thinking of going with balloons instead of pumpkins, next time. And more hair.

By the way, I carry my own penis around and have it available whenever I want it, thank you very much.
Wow. Did that ever come out wrong. :-/
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