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it's that time of year again ...

I just got my new writing assignment and I'll be leaving to get Emily in less than two weeks -- and it's almost Christmas time! Well, by now I expect to be busy this time of year. But in honor of the season, I had to take the time to gak this from lots of people:

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I gave eternal_shalott a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Saturday I set fangfaceandrea's puppy on fire (-66 points). In July kittyzams and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last week on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Wednesday I helped jaded_jamie across the street (6 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-39 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
ozma914

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ozma914
Dec. 3rd, 2008 06:40 am (UTC)
Well, saving lives is my favorite hobby ... :-)
irish_injun
Dec. 2nd, 2008 11:06 am (UTC)
You set a puppy on fire? That gives a whole new meaning to fireman!!
ozma914
Dec. 3rd, 2008 06:41 am (UTC)
In all fairness, I was aiming for the cat ...
keith5by5
Dec. 2nd, 2008 01:19 pm (UTC)
Good look with the writing assignment....
ozma914
Dec. 3rd, 2008 06:42 am (UTC)
Thanks -- even after all these years of writing, it's a bit intimidating doing it for pay.
keith5by5
Dec. 3rd, 2008 08:24 am (UTC)
I bet. Deadlines and stuff, bit like assignments in college.
ozma914
Dec. 3rd, 2008 10:19 am (UTC)
I didn't go to college -- wish I had -- but I certainly remember all that from high school.

Of course, I've been dealing with deadlines from my part time newspaper jobs for decades, but that's just a small town local paper -- this is quite a step up from that.
angelus2hot
Dec. 3rd, 2008 12:18 am (UTC)
Ewwww..
I believe I'd prefer the spanking to the moldy sandwich.. :D

ozma914
Dec. 3rd, 2008 06:42 am (UTC)
Well, that's not fair -- some people like spankings, but *nobody* likes a moldy sandwich!
cbtreks
Dec. 3rd, 2008 01:07 am (UTC)
Ok, both of my friends who've done this one so far have set puppies on fire. My friends are starting to scare me! (I got a moldy sandwich, as well - but I didn't burn any puppies. I also didn't save my list, so will have to redo.)
ozma914
Dec. 3rd, 2008 06:39 am (UTC)
But I love puppies! Can we make it be cats?
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