Mark Hunter (ozma914) wrote,
Mark Hunter
ozma914

that's pretty punny

strangexgirl sent me these at work to make me giggle and embarrass myself. It worked. :-)

Two geologists were staring at a huge fissure in a cliff face and one was overheard to say 'It's not my fault'.

An English teacher, who was dreadfully afraid of insects, while on a picnic screamed like a little girl when he saw there was an antonym.

What do you put in an urban garden to watch over your beets? A metrognome.

Dutch shoes used to be made in a factory machine, until it got clogged up.

I don't like hanging out at the pancake house, that place gives me the crepes!

The soap-eating cult was swallowing lyes in search of the truth

Why are the White House Staffers a sad lot? Because after being Bushed for eight years, they can now look forward to being either Baracked or Cained.

Can Napoleon return to his place of birth? Of Corsican.

Nobody listens to Bugs Bunny, its all haresay.

In the room the curtains were drawn, but the rest of the furniture was real.

The sun was bright on a dry, cloudless morning, but later it waned.

In some conifer forests, you can't cedar wood for the trees.
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