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that's pretty punny

strangexgirl sent me these at work to make me giggle and embarrass myself. It worked. :-)

Two geologists were staring at a huge fissure in a cliff face and one was overheard to say 'It's not my fault'.

An English teacher, who was dreadfully afraid of insects, while on a picnic screamed like a little girl when he saw there was an antonym.

What do you put in an urban garden to watch over your beets? A metrognome.

Dutch shoes used to be made in a factory machine, until it got clogged up.

I don't like hanging out at the pancake house, that place gives me the crepes!

The soap-eating cult was swallowing lyes in search of the truth

Why are the White House Staffers a sad lot? Because after being Bushed for eight years, they can now look forward to being either Baracked or Cained.

Can Napoleon return to his place of birth? Of Corsican.

Nobody listens to Bugs Bunny, its all haresay.

In the room the curtains were drawn, but the rest of the furniture was real.

The sun was bright on a dry, cloudless morning, but later it waned.

In some conifer forests, you can't cedar wood for the trees.

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ozma914
Aug. 28th, 2008 05:18 am (UTC)
It's not a good pun if it doesn't make people groan!
curiouswombat
Aug. 27th, 2008 10:02 am (UTC)
Hee - fun!
ozma914
Aug. 28th, 2008 05:18 am (UTC)
We all need a smile, now and then!
darsynia
Aug. 27th, 2008 10:58 am (UTC)
*groannnnssssss* I think the last one slayed me.
ozma914
Aug. 28th, 2008 05:18 am (UTC)
Hm ... Buffy the pun slayer ... we could have fun with that ...
ext_113690
Aug. 28th, 2008 12:46 am (UTC)
Hey Mark, it's Lis (thebipolarcat)! I finally got my own website set up. I miss your posts and comments! Hope all is well and I'll talk to you soon! (:
ozma914
Aug. 28th, 2008 05:19 am (UTC)
*waves* Bookmarked!
ozma914
Aug. 28th, 2008 09:43 am (UTC)
Oh, and happy birthday!!!!
karen_cat_7
Aug. 28th, 2008 01:13 am (UTC)
i love those!! :)
ozma914
Aug. 28th, 2008 05:17 am (UTC)
I know, right? :-)
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