SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK
You’d think this weather would be perfect for “it’s so cold” jokes.
You know: It’s so cold I saw a dog frozen to a hydrant.
That’s an old one – let me try to come up with something of my own:
It’s so cold hot wings are being sold on Popsicle sticks.
It’s so cold the weather made me reminisce about some of my ex-girlfriends.
It’s so cold, Miley Cyrus put her clothes on.
Or this one that I just came up with: It’s so cold politicians are starting to look warm and friendly.
Now you know why I don’t do stand-up.