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December 4th, 2013

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Bad Is Funny

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK


            Okay, which of these is funny? The first:

           While picking up a pharmacy prescription I noticed soda on sale, and caffeine is my favorite over the counter drug. An employee pointed out that if I used the store’s card at a scanning station, it would give me a coupon to make the pop even cheaper. It was a little thing, but she didn’t have to trouble herself with saving me some money; I’d have never known.

           Or the second:

           New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner was involved in a minor car crash in Manhattan.  Police say he managed to drive straight while texting, but lost control of his vehicle during pants removal.
          The answer to which is funny seems clear, unless you’re a fan of Weiner, who at the time had a 9.7% approval rating. If almost ten percent of the people in New York still thought he had the good judgment to be their mayor, maybe they deserved him.Collapse )

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