November 27th, 2013

You are what you eat

It's Funny What We're Thankful For

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK


            “I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes. What was he going to do, chase me down?”

            I don’t know who said that, but they clearly knew an opportunity when they saw it. It should remind us, this Thanksgiving season, to be happy no one has stolen our shoes … or our feet.

            I had trouble coming up with a list of what I was thankful for this year. The old, clichéd stuff is, well, clichéd. My family, my job, my pocket lint collection, my health …

            My health? The health thing tripped me up a little, this year. In 2013 I took my very first trip to the emergency room as a patient … and took my wife to her first emergency room visit … and visited my sister-in-law, grandmother, and father after they were all rushed to the hospital. The only time I visited the ER more was in the early 80’s, and that was only because I actually volunteered on an ambulance service.

            Believe me, looking down at the cot is way better than looking up.
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