September 3rd, 2013

WTF? Buffy

Missouri Girl Scouts Fight For Their Camps

*note* Like all my columns, this was first published in the newspapers Albion New Era, Churubusco News, and Northwest News. This one came out on August 28th.


           For probably obvious reasons, I was never a Girl Scout.

           As a kid I might have happily joined, because that’s where the girls were. At an age when other boys were into baseball and spitting contests, I saw the future. But alas, I was put into all-boy gym classes, which explains why I don’t like sports.

           Since I wasn’t one myself, I married a Girl Scout. She’s an adult Scout, mind you.
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