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September 3rd, 2013

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*note* Like all my columns, this was first published in the newspapers Albion New Era, Churubusco News, and Northwest News. This one came out on August 28th.


SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK


           For probably obvious reasons, I was never a Girl Scout.

           As a kid I might have happily joined, because that’s where the girls were. At an age when other boys were into baseball and spitting contests, I saw the future. But alas, I was put into all-boy gym classes, which explains why I don’t like sports.

           Since I wasn’t one myself, I married a Girl Scout. She’s an adult Scout, mind you.
         
For all intents, my wife grew up at a place called Camp Latonka, a Missouri Girl Scout facility where she spent every summer, becoming a counselor in training and then a counselor and horse wrangler before I married her and took her away from all that. It’s the only part of marrying me she really regrets, other than my puns.Collapse )

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