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March 16th, 2013

Sequester Solution: Common Sense

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK

           By the time you read this, the world may have ended. At least, that’s how some are treating the Sequester, which is apparently Latin for Apocalypse.

           The Sequester is an agreement between the President and Congress, by itself amazing enough. It means that, if our government can’t agree on a budget by a certain date, draconian spending cuts kick in and all the oxygen will be sucked out of the country.

           “Draconian” is a Greek word meaning “needed”. There’s not much doubt among anyone with common sense that huge government spending cuts are needed, since Congress’ addiction to red ink spending makes meth addicts look like paragons of self-control.

My tweets

  • Sat, 05:29: Sequester Solution: Common Sense‏: http://t.co/HRj0Uknfep “30 food safety laws ...they still can’t explain to me the attraction of liver.”
  • Sat, 10:06: It turns out the President won't eat anything without a food taster. At least now we know why they kept Joe Biden around.

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