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January 30th, 2013

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SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK

n my eagerness to be loved, I signed up in mid-January for a two week weight challenge.

ell, it must be in my eagerness to be loved, because I can’t imagine any other reason why I’d do it.

Originally I thought it was a challenge to see how much weight you could gain in two weeks. I mean, what else can you do in January? Ice fish? That’s like sticking your hair in a fan or trusting politicians – just crazy. (I’m looking at you, Harry.)        

On the other hand, I generally spend the holidays eating, so I’ve pretty much put on my layer of fat by the time really cold weather strikes. After all, that’s the whole point of the Thanksgiving-through-New Year’s period. You gain weight, get sick, pile blankets in the oven, then sleep there in a fetal position until March.Collapse )

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