SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK
“Excuse me, President Obama? We have a problem.”
There will be no problems in this administration, young man; only hope and change.
“Yessir, but … it seems the Solyndra Company has filed for bankruptcy.”
What? That’s impossible. They can’t fail – it’s green energy! Green energy is our future, plus it’s really cool. It’s green, darn it!
“Apparently they couldn’t compete with Chinese manufacturers of more conventional solar modules.”
But didn’t we give them a few million dollars?
“Um, half a billion. And the state of California gave them twenty-five million, give or take a hundred thousand.”( Collapse )