July 18th, 2011

book cover humor

column: Author Holds Monopoly on Outdoor Book Signing

I apologize if you have to click to see the photos; I've been trying to get them to attach properly for two days of hellish glitching.

 

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 Image heavy! Some photos taken by me, but if you see me actually in the picture I'd bet it was taken by Emily.

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK

 

                Planning something outside is always a dangerous prospect, especially in the Midwest. My fiancée and I have discussed having our wedding at the Gene Stratton Porter Memorial site, where I once attended a beautiful wedding in perfect weather. Of course, I usually avoid weddings, and I’m still holding out the hopes that we could phone ours in from a tropical beach. The world’s first ever teleconferenced wedding? Why not?


The point is, I don’t have a lot of weddings to compare that one to, but we were outdoors, in a beautiful garden, and no one got pooped on by a bird (Or any other animal). What else can you ask for?


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