SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK
I’ve been thinking a lot of about royalty and weddings lately.
Don’t know why.
Just kidding, of course I know: It’s because I’m engaged, and we’re basing our wedding budget on the one everyone’s most familiar with: that of Prince one-of-those-brothers and Kate something or other.
Rather than reinventing the wheel, we’ll copy the royal wedding and scale it down a bit. For instance, their wedding is budgeted at $34 million, making it one of the costliest celebrations of any kind in history.
We simply removed the zeroes; our wedding budget is $34. Have another Cheeto and a cut of tap water, everyone!( Collapse )