If you were to write your autobiography, what would be the title?
I'm kinda partial to "Slightly Off the Mark" ... although I was considering compiling my columns into a book someday, so I suppose that title would fit best there.
What a chore that would be, picking through almost 20 years of columns to find the good ones -- that's over 50,000 words a year!
In that case, the title of my autobiography would be either "Why would you want to read this?" or, "It's just me".