February 12th, 2010

book cover humor

next week's column: Things You Don't Want to Hear During Your Prostate Exam

Before the writing festivities begin, I wanted to let everyone know that the results of the biopsy brought mixed signals. The nurse who called me originally stressed the positive – no cancer – and suggested I should have another blood test in three months or so. The next day the urologist called to say he wanted another test done in about a month, and that there was a chance I might have to have another biopsy due to an indication of abnormal cells.

My opinion is that the two of them should have gotten their act together
before anyone called me.


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