December 10th, 2008
d'oh! An exotic story, and I'm not lion'
- Dec. 10th, 2008 at 5:33 AM
Okay, picture this: You're a farmer in northeast Indiana, minding your own business, when you look across the field and see -- a full grown friggin' Bengal tiger!!!!
( You'd have to change your pants, wouldn't you?Collapse )
( You'd have to change your pants, wouldn't you?Collapse )
- Current Location:hiding
- Current Mood:
amused - Current Music:The Lion Sleeps Tonight
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next week's column: Surviving Winter -- Go South, Young Man
- Dec. 10th, 2008 at 6:19 AM
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