December 2nd, 2008

Emo in Winter

it's that time of year again ...

I just got my new writing assignment and I'll be leaving to get Emily in less than two weeks -- and it's almost Christmas time! Well, by now I expect to be busy this time of year. But in honor of the season, I had to take the time to gak this from lots of people:

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I gave eternal_shalott a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Saturday I set fangfaceandrea's puppy on fire (-66 points). In July kittyzams and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last week on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Wednesday I helped jaded_jamie across the street (6 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-39 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
ozma914

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