A lot of characters in kids' books have it pretty good, from calling the start of the wild rumpus to ordering room service from their hotel suite. If you could be any character from children's literature, who would you be?
I'd like to be the Wizard, from the Oz books. Not the first book -- the others, when he returned to Oz, learned real magic, and became a close advisor to the government. Fun job in a fun country!