April 29th, 2008

book cover humor

stolen from iamcyber

"Dear beer_good_foamy,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I threw up in your camping car and I saw you put leeches on my father.
I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory.

You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the incarnation as an Eskimo.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,


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