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April 18th, 2007

Something truly horrible boiled up out of my sewer line and spread across the basement floor last night. I don't know all of what it is -- but I know enough.

I need that guy who promised me on frakking Friday that he'd come over to see about replacing my sewer tile to get his ass over here RIGHT NOW. I was trying to be patient because I need someone who's willing to take payments, but now I just need it fixed. If he won't do it for a hundred bucks a month, I'll find someone who'll do it for a kidney. I just want it done. Yesterday.

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The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

    Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

    Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master
    While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.




ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet


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