November 18th, 2006

book cover humor

Send me toys!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I put gum in missmurchison's hair (-12 points). In February I gave cordelianne a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Saturday keith5by5 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In November I donated bone marrow to kathyh in a life-saving procedure (300 points).

Overall, I've been nice (212 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
ozma914

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