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September 4th, 2006

dumb and "AAaaaahhhh!!!!!"

Okay, so this is what happened:

A guy walks into a bar (no, this is not a joke). He spends the night drinking and playing with this knife of his -- apparently he's very proud of it, showing it off, flipping it around and such. He drinks more. Eventually he gets into some tiffs with people, and he's still waving the knife around, so he gets kicked out of the bar. Did I mention he's drinking heavily? And still tossing the knife around?

Well, Mr. Brain Surgeon -- and it's funny I should mention surgery -- eventually slips, as you knew he would, and stabs himself in ... Okay, you squeamish people might want to stop reading here ... the eye. That's when we got the 911 call.

The name of the bar? One Eyed Jacks.

It could only be more ironic if his name actually *was* Jack.

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I don't think I've shown off this banner yet -- it was provided to me by selene2 for participating in last month's good__evil scenario challenge:




As if it didn't speak for itself, it's really spectacular! Voting is going on now for the stories submitted for the challenge, but don't go there if you're not ready to make hard choices: The stories are all uniformly great.

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