December 6th, 2005

book cover humor

Letter to Santa

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I bought porn for keith5by5 (-10 points). Last Tuesday I gave leap_to_faith a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In January I put money in opera_ghost2's expired parking meter (14 points). Last week I gave cbtreks a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In February on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).

Overall, I've been nice (4 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
ozma914

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