The situation: The Enterprise is under attack and various commanders have only enough time for one last order. How is this tense situation handled by different characters?
Scotty: "Why, ya lily-livered poor excuse for a silly puddy potato head, I oughta blastya t'Ceti Alpha Six!"
McCoy: "I'm a doctor, not a solider!"
Geordi: "Reroute the phase inducers and heterodyne the frequency of the warp coil!"
Worf: "yopwaHHomwIj yISop, romuluSngan (Eat my shorts, Romulan)!"
Spock: (Raises eyebrow)
Data: "Romulan commander! Your actions are most unnecessary and are not in keeping with the established treaties. May I advise you of the current political situation which threatens the very continuity of the principles involved. A corollary I might point out would be that of..."
Riker: "Shields UP! Red ALERT! Captain to the BRIDGE!"
Picard: "Open hailing frequencies so that I can cower and plead!"
Troi: "I feel, I feel, uhhhhh!"