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Well, alleged facts, anyway ...


FACTS ABOUT SEX!

1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large
condoms.

2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have
heard ladies, that's the truth).

3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is
not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but
time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size,
or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic
congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

+Some stuff on the ladies+
------------------------------

1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive"
(20% of British women do).
43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks,
8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7%
say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
4) 75% of women dont like oral sex
5) 95% of women shave their privates.

+Both+
--------------------------------
1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.>
2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27%
loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only
10% of women feel this way.

+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
---------------------------------------------
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour
of it. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a
week you are less likely to get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being.
Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than
women who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better- [ problem is ugly people don`t get any ]. Sex
releases hormones in your which make your skin and hair softer and
shinier and tone your physique.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes
you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death
rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It
also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look
up to 10 years younger than you really are.

Did You Know
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1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!!

Comments

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pfeifferpack
Dec. 7th, 2005 03:11 pm (UTC)
Interesting statistics! Hum.....no wonder I've been sick this year! Not to mention out of shape...need to point this out to the husband, huh? Also 75% of women are stupid I guess *G* and men just aren't good with measurements *G*.

Funny

Kathleen
ozma914
Dec. 7th, 2005 03:44 pm (UTC)
In my experience, the number is either lower than 75%, or some women have been lying to me.

I came away with three things on this subject. First, 95% of women shave their privates? Don't get me wrong, I'm all for it, but that number seems higher than likely. Second, 16% of men do? I had no idea. What's good for the goose, huh?
And third, I'm encouraged by that statistic on male length. According to the World's Books of Sexual Records, I'm a little larger than average. But according to this, I'm a LOT larger than average. As Martha Stewart would say, it's a good thing. :->
pfeifferpack
Dec. 9th, 2005 09:16 am (UTC)
tee hee! I doubt the 95% stat too. I don't think I know a single woman (or married...sorry for the pun) who has shaved except the bikini line. Hair itches when it starts to grow and most women squig at that thought!

I don't think you've been lied to as much as they may have lied to the questioner ("nice" women don't like certain things...that sort of idea). Just read fic and you'll see most women are pretty creative and open.

Kathleen
ozma914
Dec. 9th, 2005 08:09 pm (UTC)
good pun
I've met a fairly large percentage of women who shaved down there, although some of them have complained about the itching. Maybe it's a regional thing. I like it, personally, but of course I'm not the one going through the itching.
And I think you're right: even while answering so called anonymous questionnaires, I'm sure women are a little iffy about giving away the fact that they actually like sex and having imaginations. One of my first surprises with women was exactly that -- before I started dating, I'd already concluded that men liked sex much more than women did. Boy, was i wrong ...
pfeifferpack
Dec. 9th, 2005 09:53 pm (UTC)
Re: good pun
Nope...if men only knew! Most women are far more obsessed by sex then men are ...just read the fic's! We also get to orgasm more than one time in any given encounter too if we're lucky *G*. Most of us do like to be romanced, however.

BTW....even us "older" women continue to have our likes. I think most women my generation and older were still brought up to believe a "lady" never should like sex or at least never admit to it. Younger women are generally a bit freer to be honest and some of us were always too honest for our own good.

Kathleen
ozma914
Dec. 10th, 2005 05:16 am (UTC)
Re: good pun
I've suspected that for awhile now, and yes, the fics do get me a sense of that. :-)
I strive, when given a chance, to give as many orgasms and possible -- that way I know I'll continue getting them in return. I figure that's a pretty good trade.
curiouswombat
Dec. 7th, 2005 05:13 pm (UTC)
I'm a bit unsure of that 60% of women have breast implants! What was the sample group? In Europe we joke that American women all have implants, but we don't really believe it, and I reckon only about 1 - 2% of European women do, and probably less than .001% of Somalis or Malawians etc!

And the 75% of women who don't like oral sex? Giving? Getting? Only if it interferes with them watching TV?

Can't beat a set of statistics to give us all something to talk about!
ozma914
Dec. 8th, 2005 06:55 am (UTC)
a growing fascination
Yeah, the breast implant thing is one of the statistics I'm having a hard time with, too. I don't know any women who got that done.

I'm going to take a wild stab at it, and guess the 75% of women who don't like oral sex were talking about giving, rather than receiving.
synaptikchaos
Dec. 7th, 2005 09:59 pm (UTC)
5) 95% of women shave their privates.

I think that's too high.
ozma914
Dec. 8th, 2005 07:06 am (UTC)
I agree. Maybe this was done by a man, and there was some wishful thinking involved. Or maybe they're including things like bikini lines, instead of the whole area.
myfeetshowit
Dec. 8th, 2005 02:35 am (UTC)
Huh. It would be interesting to know who they were interviewing. I mean 5 inches would be huge if most of the participants were Barbie and Ken dolls.
ozma914
Dec. 8th, 2005 06:57 am (UTC)
Good point; it's all about the representative sampling. Were they at a midget convention? Or a basketball camp? Makes a difference.
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