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Letter to Santa

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I bought porn for keith5by5 (-10 points). Last Tuesday I gave leap_to_faith a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In January I put money in opera_ghost2's expired parking meter (14 points). Last week I gave cbtreks a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In February on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).

Overall, I've been nice (4 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
ozma914

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( 3 comments — Leave a comment )
keith5by5
Dec. 6th, 2005 11:24 am (UTC)
You shouldn't get minus points for buying me porn! It wasn't very good porn!
ozma914
Dec. 6th, 2005 11:40 am (UTC)
it had naked girls, what else do you want?
With the gift of giving it's clearly the thought that counts, so I should have gotten points for that one regardless. And what's wrong with Dutch Ovens?
keith5by5
Dec. 7th, 2005 08:01 am (UTC)
Re: it had naked girls, what else do you want?
If you don't know, I can't explain.
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