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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I gave escaphilia a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Tuesday I helped bitterfic across the street (6 points). In September I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Wednesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In November curiouswombat and I robbed a bank (-50 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-61 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
ozma914

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spankulert
Dec. 2nd, 2007 08:10 am (UTC)
Huh, so getting in line at the supermarket with someone else and not yealding is just the same as invading Iraq and setting a puppy on fire... and to think you ate your brussel sprouts for nothing! Mwhahahaaaa
ozma914
Dec. 2nd, 2007 08:28 am (UTC)
In all fairness, I don't think anyone who ever invaded Iraq set a puppy on fire; although it's said Saddam enjoyed lighting his cigars with burning puppies. :-0 Actually, some people think not yielding at the supermarket is a capital offense -- I suppose it depends on how much of a hurry you're in.

Anyway, the brussel sprouts weren't bad, with butter and salt. They weren't *good*, mind you. :-)
curiouswombat
Dec. 2nd, 2007 04:24 pm (UTC)
Pity we can't spend out ill-gotten gains just yet....
ozma914
Dec. 3rd, 2007 08:37 am (UTC)
I'd say we should wait at least 30 years ...
curiouswombat
Dec. 3rd, 2007 08:53 am (UTC)
And retire in style - sounds like a plan!
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