Mark Hunter (ozma914) wrote,
Mark Hunter
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Bad Turkey

As a small town newspaper reporter, I live for moments when I get to write articles like this one, which will be in next week's paper:

DRIVER CREAMS TURKEY
Could it be Thanksgiving revenge? A driver hit a turkey near Brimfield last week, and not with a knife and fork.
Ken Mast of Wawaka hit the bird, or vice versa, as he drove near the east junction of US 6 and SR 9 Tuesday, November 29, according to the Noble County Sheriff's Department. Mast told police the turkey flew at his Ponitac Vibe at about 3:30 p.m., and he wasn't able to avoid hitting it.
Mast wasn't hurt, although his car was damaged. What he had for dinner wasn't reported.
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