- About 100 people choke to death on ozma914 each year.
- Ozma914 can use only about ten percent of his brain!
- Ozma914 once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
- The only planet that rotates on its side is ozma914!
- Ozma914 can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
- 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as ozma914.
- During World War II, Americans tried to train ozma914 to drop bombs!
- Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw ozma914 into a volcano it would stop erupting.
- Baskin Robbins once made ozma914 flavoured ice cream!
- Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of ozma914 in a day.
I've done this before, but jaded_jamie tried it, and it looked like fun to do again
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