- Wed, 18:55: Remember that book we released February? We just released it. https://t.co/kSK9AMY4vs
- Wed, 21:18: The dog and I headbutted each other yesterday. Playing with him on the floor seemed like a good idea at the time, but now my forehead is dented in. Didn't seem to bother him, though. #dogs #dogsoftwitter https://t.co/Z6BEeaiXy9
- Thu, 03:34: ‘Christmas Star’ to light up December sky for first time in 800 years https://t.co/FmkNiL22Gg Because "Christmas planetary alignment" just doesn't have the same magic.
Tue, 20:53: Tried to sleep sitting up thanks to heartburn today ... didn't work out to well for me, so now I'm drinking stuff that causes…