Wed, 00:56: Our printer at work kept flashing that it had the wrong toner cartridge. My shift partner tried EVERYTHING. So I took the cartridge out, put the same one right back in, and hit the power button. Fixed.
Wed, 10:08: Yesterday I walked into a store and saw an aisle of Halloween products, two months before the holiday. So I tried to contact their corporate office, but it turns out they still have the restraining order on me from last year, when I saw their early October Christmas display.