I know what you're thinking: "But Mark, isn't that just cheap, underhanded self-promotion?"
Yes. Yes, it is. But I can't go to the store to buy chocolate bunnies, and I got a free book wallpaper, so by gosh I'm going to have some fun with it.
But seriously: Have a great holiday weekend, even if you do have to stay home. Color some eggs, if you can find eggs. If not, use highlighters on all those rolls of toilet paper you've been hoarding, and when the all clear is sounded, have a toilet paper hunt. You can tape candy inside the cardboard roll.