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When I think about the founding of the United States, my thoughts stray to one of my favorite movies, “1776”, so I decided to present a fictionalized scene based on that movie. In other words, I stole it. Why reinvent the wheel? Then I shortened, rearranged, and generally did as much work to fit the story into a column as I would have done if I’d started from scratch, except that I also had to take out the songs.

Did I mention “1776” was a Broadway musical? Yeah, it seemed weird to me, too – the story of the Declaration of Independence as a musical comedy. You’ve never experienced history until you’ve seen Adams, Jefferson and Franklin dancing around Independence Hall. I’m not making this up – and neither did the writers of the musical, who also stole from the past: Much of the dialogue and lyrics came directly from the words of the Founding Fathers.

My original intention was to give you an idea of the work and compromise it took to turn thirteen squabbling colonies into a new nation, but in the end I was mostly having fun:

John Adams jumped to his feet when the President of the Continental Congress, John Hancock, walked into the room. Of course, Adams was always jumping to his feet, and he’d become even more jumpy since the Congress started debating the report of the Declaration Committee.

The other members Committee members just looked up with a sort of weary discouragement. It had been three days since they presented their “final” report.

“The Congress has asked for more changes in the Declaration,” Hancock told the five

“Of course they did,” Adams grumbled.

Hancock cleared his throat. “The Reverend Witherspoon of New Jersey has asked that we include a mention of the Supreme Being, under the theory that we can’t possibly succeed without Divine intervention.”

Surprised, Adams glanced toward Thomas Jefferson, who merely shrugged. “Of course,” Adams said, mentally kicking himself for not having thought of that.

“Colonel McKean is asking that you remove the reference to Scottish forces that stood against us, to avoid offending a good people.”

“But they did stand against us,” Adams protested, “at the battle of –“

From his seat on the other side of the table, Ben Franklin interrupted with, “Colonel McKean is Scottish, John.”

“Oh – very well.”

Hancock nodded. “Also, there’s been a request that you take out mention of the British Parliament, since it’s our contention that it’s the King we’re actually rebelling against. They don’t want to offend --”

“It’s a revolution!” Adams yelled, waving his arms. “We have to offend somebody!”

Hancock gave Jefferson a pointed look, and despite his annoyance Adams also turned that way. After all, it was Jefferson who’d been cornered into doing the writing, after the other Committee members begged off for one reason or another. Adams well knew he was generally disliked, so his writing it would have caused automatic opposition; Franklin had declared that he only wrote light, extemporaneous fluff; Robert Livingston had rushed away to New York to spend time with his newborn son; and Roger Sherman of Connecticut was a cobbler by trade who simply wasn’t an experienced writer.

Well, it didn’t matter: Once the war was over no one would remember the Declaration, anyway.

After a long moment Jefferson gave a nod, causing Adams to explode again. “When are you going to start speaking for your work?”

“I had hoped it would speak for itself.”

After a moment Hancock hesitantly ventured, “Some New England delegates are concerned that there’s no mention in your document of deep sea fishing rights –“

Jefferson’s head slowly lowered, until it banged against the table. Sherman and Livingston scooted away from Adams, who shook and clenched his fists. “Fishing rights? Fishing rights?!”

“Now, John –“ Franklin began, but this time Adams wouldn’t be quieted.

“We have endured more than 85 separate changes to the Declaration, and the removal of close to four hundred words -- will we whip it and beat it until we break its spirit? They won’t be satisfied until they remove one of the F’s from Jefferson’s name.”

Franklin shrugged. “Perhaps they’ll think it’s a waste of an F.”

“Bah!” Red faced, Adams turned to Hancock. “What else could they possibly have to complain about?”


The room fell silent.

“The southern delegation won’t vote for Independence unless we remove the paragraph condemning slavery, and if we’re not unanimous on this, we’ll be setting colony against colony – civil war.”

The committee members exchanged glances. “What else is there to do?” Jefferson finally murmured.

Adams, fists clenched, glared around the room. “If we allow slavery, we’ll be guilty of the very thing we’re rebelling against. If we give in on the issue, there’ll be trouble, a hundred years from now – posterity will never forgive us.”

“What would posterity think we were?” Franklin asked. “Demi-gods? We’re men, nothing more, nothing less, trying to get a nation started against greater odds than a more generous God would allow.”

Adams stared at his fellow Congressman. Benjamin Franklin founded the first anti-slavery organization in the colonies.

“We’ve spawned a new race here,” Franklin continued. “Rougher, simpler; more violent, more enterprising; less refined. We’re a new nationality – we require a new nation. First things first, John: Independence; America. Without that, what difference will the rest make?”

With that, and with great hesitation despite being a slave owner himself, Jefferson reached out to scratch the anti-slavery clause from his copy of the Declaration.

Seeing the discouragement on Adams face, Franklin reached out to pat him on the back. “Don’t worry, John – history will clean it up.”

“History?” If there was one thing Adams knew, it was that history lied. “I’ll never appear in the history books anyway, nor Jefferson, or even Hancock. Only you. The essence will be that Dr. Franklin smote the earth and out sprang General Washington, fully grown and on his horse. Then Franklin electrified him with his miraculous lightning rod and the three of them – Washington, Franklin and the horse – conducted the entire revolution all by themselves.”

Franklin pondered that for a moment, then nodded. “I like it.”

“That’s all the requested changes,” Hancock told them. “I’ll make sure my signature is nice and big, so fat King George can read it without his glasses.”

The others laughed, their mood lightening, and even the ever-gloomy Adams took a moment to think past the current crisis. “Our nation’s birth will be celebrated in the future with parades, cannons, speeches – and of course, sober devotions to God. People will always remember the date America officially declared its independence:

“The Second of July.”


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Jun. 29th, 2007 12:32 pm (UTC)

To the 2nd! =-D And the 4th... and whatever day King George read his letter and crapped his pants, lol.

My highschool history teacher (Mr. Fekete) was awesome. He pissed off so many students by pointing out that America was at that point the spoiled teenager whining because the parents (England) wouldn't let them party, lol.
Jun. 30th, 2007 05:25 am (UTC)
I remember Mr. Fekete, although I never had a class with him. And he was right, to a large degree -- the British were taxing us to pay for the defense of the colonies, which got pissed off because the British were taxing us! Unfortunately for them, they screwed up by *treating* us like children.
Jun. 30th, 2007 02:56 pm (UTC)

Fortunate for us though, I'd hate to see how my teeth would look if we were still part of the "empire."

Jul. 1st, 2007 05:44 am (UTC)
I'm just glad the French didn't take over after the British moved out. *shivers*
Jul. 1st, 2007 10:36 am (UTC)
lol... I think they were trying (hence the Statue sitting in New York's Harbor ;-) )
Jul. 6th, 2007 02:28 am (UTC)
Yeah, well, they didn't help us out during the Revolution out of the goodness of their hearts! We should consider ourselves lucky we aren't a lot more stinky and hairy. Especially hairy, ick.
Jun. 29th, 2007 01:30 pm (UTC)
Sounds so gutless it could have been written by Tony Blair.

Killer ending though. Lol.

No, double lol.
Jun. 29th, 2007 01:31 pm (UTC)
By the way, I meant the chars sounded so gutless. Not your writing.

Sorry if that wasn't clear.
Jun. 30th, 2007 05:50 am (UTC)
Oh, I figured it out! I didn't mean for them to seem gutless; they were for the most part strong-willed, dedicated people, but they were caught in what most would think of as a hopeless situation. Only a third of Americans actually supported independance, and they were facing off against the most powerful military in the world, trying to do what had never been done against impossible odds. They had to compromise in order to get anywhere at all -- although, just as Adams predicted, their biggest compromise ended almost a hundred years later in a civil war. If they'd refused to edit the Declaration and make deals, the civil war would have happened immediately, and the British Empire could have then picked off the infighting colonies, one by one.

I need to get a life.
Jun. 30th, 2007 11:14 am (UTC)
Lives are over-rated.

At least that's what I tell myself.
Jul. 1st, 2007 06:21 am (UTC)
I have no room to argue, not having much experience with a "normal" life myself.
Jul. 1st, 2007 10:40 am (UTC)
naw, no life needed.

I like learning about history (though my freakish "oooooooo" period is either Ancient British Isles or the Civil War).
Jul. 6th, 2007 02:30 am (UTC)
My special interest areas are generally the American Revolution, the American Civil War, and World War 2 ... sensing a theme, there? :-) But I've discovered since seeing the History Channel that I find almost all eras of history to be interesting.
Jun. 30th, 2007 05:27 am (UTC)
Glad you liked the twist. I was also going to add Franklin's desire to make the turkey our National Bird, and the fact that the famous signing of the Declaration didn't happen until August, but I ran out of space.
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Jun. 30th, 2007 05:42 am (UTC)
I don't know if I'd go that far! I mean, you gave us Giles, Doctor Who, and ...

and ...

well, Spike counts as ours, I think ...

Oh -- Julie Andrews!

Great castles. Big Ben ... the cliffs of Dover ... the world's biggest aircraft carrier during World War 2 ... Churchill ... "The Forever People" ... Harry Potter ... the best tea anywhere ...
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Jun. 30th, 2007 10:26 am (UTC)
How could we? With ice, of course. :-) Those southern plantation owners came up with the idea, on those days when they couldn't pick cotton because the cotton was melting.
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Jul. 1st, 2007 06:26 am (UTC)
*Why* do I have this overwhelming urge to apologize ...?
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Jul. 1st, 2007 08:32 am (UTC)
*checks summer forecast*

It was easy!
Jun. 29th, 2007 07:26 pm (UTC)
Love the "It's a revolution, we've got to offend *somebody*!" line. I want one!
Jun. 30th, 2007 05:22 am (UTC)
It's one of my favorite lines, too. In fact, there are so many great lines from that show that I had trouble deciding how to go with this. Mostly I'm just hoping I got everyone interested enough to track down the movie themselves.
Jul. 1st, 2007 07:24 pm (UTC)
Oh, nice job ending with July 2nd! (And wouldn't that have been fun - Canada Day and U.S. Independance Day one immediately after the other - we could've been having combined parties.)

I think the biggest issue with colonial taxation was that there wasn't any colonial representation in the British government, wasn't it?
Jul. 6th, 2007 03:52 am (UTC)
A continent-wide party! I'm so there! Most people don't know that the vote for Independence came on July 2nd -- and the vote to accept the Declaration on July 4th, which is when Hancock signed it. Most of the signers didn't put them name on the document until August, and some signers weren't even there when it was adopted, and man, I'm a history geek.

Most historians today agree the taxes weren't unreasonable; it was, indeed, representation that was the issue. "Taxation without representation is tyranny!"
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