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What's your bar tab? Mine's $435.00

This is fun to do. (Hey, I'm just repeating what was at the top when I encountered this on MySpace.) Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is$........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Not for the faint of heart of those under 18. You know who you are. As for my score, it would have been a lot worse except that I've never done drugs or paid for sex -- that should give you an idea of the possible answers.

Smoked pot -- $10

Did acid -- $5

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25

Had sex for money -- $100

Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20

Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Been arrested -- $5

Spent time in jail -- $15

Peed in the pool -- $0.50

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend >-- $20

Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25

Had anal sex -- $80

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

Tally it up and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is..."



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Mar. 20th, 2007 05:30 am (UTC)
I think mine's around $130.. give or take since I added it in my head as I went along.

$435?! wow. you'll have to share the details later...
Mar. 20th, 2007 06:05 am (UTC)
The guy I got this from claims to have scored over $650!
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Mar. 20th, 2007 08:53 am (UTC)
I don't know what your excuse is, but sex is clearly *my* weakness!
Mar. 20th, 2007 06:17 am (UTC)
Hmm... $505...

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk

Does a five hour liquid lunch count? Obviously whoever wrote this knows sod all about Australia. Before my company got bought and we moved offices, our fridge contained nothing but alcohol.
Mar. 20th, 2007 09:01 am (UTC)
Yes, I think a five hour liquid lunch counts. I had a boss once who was a master of those; perhaps not surprisingly, his father owned the company.

Decades ago, before I joined the fire department, several local fire stations had soda machines that dispensed beer. At fire stations! We have a zero tolerance policy now; you can't show up on a call even after one drink.
Mar. 20th, 2007 07:53 am (UTC)
$ 320 and I never touched drugs....
Mar. 20th, 2007 09:02 am (UTC)
Imagine your score if you had!
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Mar. 21st, 2007 07:48 am (UTC)
probably stealing bubble gum from machines ...
Yours is the lowest so far! You're a saint!
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Mar. 22nd, 2007 02:45 am (UTC)
when the saints go marching in
But just because you're not running a minus balance on the karmic scale doesn't mean you're not enjoying yourself -- I could have fun all day and not bring my tab up at all!
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Mar. 21st, 2007 07:47 am (UTC)
Re: My Bar Tab Is $555
Hm ... you've set a record, except for the person I got this from. Someday, decades in the future, you'll die with a smile on your face. :->
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Mar. 22nd, 2007 02:46 am (UTC)
Re: My Bar Tab Is $555
Some more than others, certainly!
Mar. 20th, 2007 02:11 pm (UTC)
$ 535
Not bad. I'm torn between the part of me that says "Holy crap, you've done some serious stuff", and the part that says "that's it?". That's likely how I got my $535.
Mar. 21st, 2007 07:45 am (UTC)
Re: $ 535
Yeah, I guess that would be an average, which means you've had some fun but they're not goin to make a movie about you. :-)
Mar. 20th, 2007 02:23 pm (UTC)
Not too bad. My bar tab is only $400.
Mar. 21st, 2007 07:44 am (UTC)
not too bad
In this case, the lower your tab the less bad you are!
Mar. 21st, 2007 03:26 pm (UTC)
Re: not too bad
So true. And here I thought I'd be ringing up a larger tab than that. Oh well, better to be naughty and still have money to spend.
Mar. 22nd, 2007 02:47 am (UTC)
larger tab
What the heck, we've all got plenty of naughty times ahead of us ... at least, that's what I keep telling myself.
Mar. 21st, 2007 08:27 pm (UTC)
$135.00. *sigh* I'm boring! (But I read and sometimes write slash, so if this was fannish my tab might be higher. *g*)
Mar. 22nd, 2007 02:50 am (UTC)
Wow -- that's absolutely a new record! Better than a record high, I suppose ... besides, shouldn't we get at least half credit for writing stories about stuff we haven't actually done? :-)
Mar. 22nd, 2007 02:15 am (UTC)
I didn't do this yet. I'm afraid my answer might be really low. Cuz I can be a pretty boring person. But anyway, should "done something you regret" really count? I mean, everyone regrets something.
Mar. 22nd, 2007 02:52 am (UTC)
something you regret
That's a good point -- maybe they put in that one so nobody would be embarrassed to discover they scored a zero. But as I said earlier, just because you haven't done a lot of "naughty" things doesn't mean you're boring -- there are clean fun things to do, or so I've heard. :-)
Mar. 22nd, 2007 03:43 am (UTC)
Re: something you regret
That's a great icon. Fits me prefectly. Incidentally, is "spinning around in circles until you're dizzy and fall down" a clean fun thing? Cuz I sure do love getting "high" without the drugs.
Mar. 22nd, 2007 02:14 pm (UTC)
icon we do it? No -- we're sleeping!
There are two major things I like to do in bed, and the advantage of one is that you don't need a partner. When I saw that button I thought it must have my name on the back ...

Yes, spinning around in circles until you're dizzy does count as a clean fun thing. But, like any method of getting high, there are dangers, and I'd suggest staying clear of any sharp corners. *Rubs old scar on head*
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